Doan’s Pills

 

I don’t know if it’s the mattress in

My sister’s house

Or when I fall asleep upon the sofa

While I watch the dog,

But my back hurts

Simple as that

 

There was a commercial once

For something that should help

According to itself

I used to see it at the store

 

Along with Smith Brothers Cough Drops

The guys on the box, who had

Long beards

Where packages of Red Hots were also

Sold

And bars of Bonomo Turkish Taffy

That had a jingle on TV

 

Goodness, wasn’t Rexall

A haven for good living!

 

C L Couch